On how I intend to avoid Christmas- Scrooge style.

On how I intend to avoid Christmas- Scrooge style.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ah well.

I do Christmas, and it's shit.

I don't do Christmas, and it's shit.

I guess I can't win.

GC, the bitch, didn't come to dinner, just holed up in her room (which I suppose is my fault somehow) and, to be honest, didn't give a crap. She can go f**k herself. Tired out, got nothing to spend my cash on and hungry.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

And off I go into Christmas.

I'll let you know how it goes;)

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Oh good grief!

It's the 23rd and the sales ads are drowning us in crap already.

For the thousandth time, I don't want a ruddy leather sofa!

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Friday, December 22, 2006

I'm actually fairly relaxed.

My posts have been trailing off quite a bit, mostly because it's virtually impossible to avoid Christmas this close to it when the TV is drowning in schmaltzy flicks and impossible miracles and cheesy sentiment.

If I'm honest, I haven't completely given up, but thanks to a few small miracles others have helped sort this year's Christmas out and the relief is there that I'm not busting a gut like a crazy person. So, I guess it can be done, and avoiding it can also be achieved.

If I don't post again beforehand, take a chill pill, ignore the world, get smashed and watch Dr Who.

You won't be alone if you do;)

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Shit, crap, crappy crap!

How's it going in avoiding Christmas? Well, the house is decorated, but a steaming tip (think dust with tinsel) everyone is bitter/fucked off/miserable/ doing bugger all/not talking so what a great festive season we're going to have (huzzah!)

I'm exhausted, can't sleep, am sick of being here and caring, want to grab all the crap and chuck it into the yard.

I may avoid the usual madness, but I get the feeling I'll still be mad by the end of it and everyone will blame me for things going down the toilet.

Well, sod 'em. Sod 'em all.

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Life would be so much easier without it.

Let's abolish dates and then we'll forget.

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Friday, December 15, 2006

Ooopsie.

I should change the name of this blog to, 'How I intend to avoid Christmas, Scrooge style, except when my inner Christmas Nazi rears its head after someone asks whether they are decorating a tree right'.

*sigh* Okay, big failure involving helping to decorate, but I can't leave this one Tenter to do it alone and really, if I had they'd still be at it come New Year (2008).

Besides, the sooner it's done the sooner I can relax, watch Supernatural and carry on doing bugger all.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

It'll never work.

Normally, by this time (13th ) the decorations would be going up in a relatively clean house. After a weekend of madness and worry and panic, only just today is someone else beginning to tidy up and receive the flack I normally have to deal with.

It does make a nice chance, but they'll never do it right, things will end up late and I have to ask, is this easier for me because it's not presenting the peace of mind I really crave.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Yawn.

So now we're attached to Google, bah, I miss my old username, there was nothing wrong with that.

Been tidying up a bit, putting clothes away, videos etc. I think I'm feeling the pressure to have a clean house so someone else (not me I hope) can decorate. In the meantime, when it gets too much, I play with my new Wii, or watch Supernatural, or veg out because I ate too much and now my belly hurts.

I'm so very tired. You have no idea.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Tick-tock.

Struggling a bit. The house is a tip and we're fast closing in on the date we normally decorate. This is tough. what should I do?

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Choices.

So, yesterday I had a rather large meltdown. That was fun *l* not. Today, I figure we'll try to stop stressing over this whole Christmas thing and just rattle along taking each day as it comes. If I decide to do anything toward it, I won't blow a gasket. If I get mental, I'll play Guitar hero until the world seems better.

The next few days will either see me hide out until January, or throw caution to the wind and have Christmas like some kind of doofus kid (might work, you never know).

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Take it away!

The bloody Rotary club Santa sleigh is outside playing Christmas songs! SOD OFF! I countered by playing Rock very loudly.

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

I really don't think he likes us at all.

So, just in case I didn't have plenty of reasons to sod Christmas this year, Old Soldier asks me if I intend to decorate. I say no (amongst other things) and he says it doesn't matter as he'll be working and doesn't care anyway.

Cue me feeling crappy. So why was I busting my gut in previous years? I swear my family are the reason I am he mess I am. Nervous breakdown, hello, my name is General Disorder.

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---------------oOo--------------- Wasted.

Oh my God I'm tired. Being unwell in the past has taken it out of me but this bout of intestinal destruction has left me barely able to function upright for more than a few minutes at a time. I guess my body isn't over being awake for 36 hours the other day.

Everyone/thing has decided that because it's December it's free reign on talking about the C word. If I read one more forum post on 'Have you put your tree up?' I will scream. It's as if the poor saps need validation of their obsession with tinsel and plastic Santas.

I did spend a couple of pained hours looking around the internet for present inspirations but really, there's nothing this year unless everyone wants towels (Scrooged). Please, can I just sleep?

Oh, and day 2, grapefruit shower cream. This is a good thing, as illness means I honk more than usual.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

December. Drat.

I suppose there's one thing I like about Christmas and it's this. Private Room does an advent calendar for me which involves presents! Of course. this makes me feel bad as I've done nothing.

Today (1st) is a cat to hang my rings on.

I don't feel well.

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Vomit.

I'm not well, I blame the stress of trying to avoid Christmas combined with evil letters.

Damn, I feel like crap and that before all the bad food.

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