Saturday, November 11, 2006

They'll get everywhere.

So someone nameless, in their wisdom, has purchased a selection of Tesco Christmas sequin confetti things. I think they're meant to go in cards (unsuspectingly falling onto your nice clean floor- happy hoovering) and have been lurking beside the kettle in the kitchen for days (where everything ends up eventually at Tenting HQ).

I found out who had bought them because I wanted to know why they were there and for what reason. The reply I received was thus:

'For sprinkling on the table at Christmas'.

I refer you first to the top paragraph and the mention of hoovering. Second, we already have some of these from Christmases past and all we ever learned was a, it looks stupid, b, we can't see them beyond the massive plates and c, they don't match the general purple/green colour scheme.

My reply to this fun idea?

'Uh, whatever.'

Very Emo, I thought.

But, case in point about them going onto the floor? I found the bottom of a party popper and rogue streamer the other day from last year.

I rest my case.
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